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BeeeJays Island-A 3 Hour Tour starring 2 Hookers named Ginger & MaryAnn

Discussion in 'Non Vegas Trip Reports' started by BeeeJay, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President, Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction
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    Ok guys so my local River sent me numerous July dates with $125 freeplay which I was mulling over burning since I'm out of town most of the month, but then they sent this mailer:

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    So I decided to say fuck it and pound them for $1,500 freeplay on days I am home this month. Should cover supplies for my jersey city pool party, and with a quad or two maybe "Ginger & MaryAnn" (with Brooklyn accents of course).

    So I am also integrating my weekend workouts into this play and am off on foot to The Rivers from my house 5 miles away. Typically this is a 3 hour time commitment.

    The plan is same as last night, 25 hands of $2 boner deluxe and hope for an $800 hit....or ***GASP*** maybe even an $8,000 royal!!!

    It's 70 and sunny in Chitown, so I don't anticipate any "chop" during the trip. I certainly don't want to end up stranded in Park Ridge with Gilligan and The Skipper!


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  2. BeeeJay

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    Btw last night cleared $170.initialky thought $190 but forgot about my $20 cash buy in.

    Best hand last night was a straight but actually had 4 dealt trips out of 25 hands so there was some excitement. Funniest thing was I forgot to switch off DDB to Boner Deluxe. Woulda been hilarious if I hit aces kicker for $4,000 instead of $800!

    No such mistake will made today because....well Ginger and MaryAnn charge $800!


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    5 miles later....

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  4. BeeeJay

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    Best hand was trips, only once. But lot of pairs. Cleared $170 again


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    What a fun and challenging adventure to squeeze Rivers for $1500 freeplay this month!!!! I'm hoping you win big so we can follow your NEXT adventure of how the wife reacted when you actually got to bring home Ginger and Maryanne for the pool party!! Bwahahahaha! :rage::rage::rage:

    Good luck!!!
     
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    Worst trip report ever---maybe I'll get bitten by a snake on the walk home, there is a section with no sidewalk and heavy brush.

    Still $170 is better than a kick in the nuts!


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    Quitting the Rivers degeneracy?

    Hope you can find a quad before you're though!
     
  8. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President, Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction
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    The pool party is in JC, not Chicago silly rabbit! :)
     
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    One more day of this...fun!!

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    Tomorrow I hit a quad AND a royal!!!!


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    I wish my locals were that generous. Convert all that over you have a Vegas roll started!!
     
  11. BeeeJay

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    I gave half to wife---about to spend other half at Target. Vegas roll??? Not this time


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    Free money!! Also, I admire you walking (or is it running) there!
     
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    Do Ginger and MaryAnn take Target card? Save that 5%!
     
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    But it could make for a very interesting story if it were in Chicago. I vote for change of venue.:tonguewink:
     
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    The wife tax is severe. She's like the state of Illinois... You can't write off your losses against your gains.
     
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    You are all about stirring the pot today aren't you missy?


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    Got to admire that kind of discipline. I always forget the run part of hit and run......
     
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    Stirring the pot means she doesn't boil over. ;)

    I'm glad there is no husband taxes!
     
  19. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President, Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction
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    Hit them up for day 3 of 3 today, got $50 of free food, and $190 net. Net for 3 days was $510 plus the food. Didn't play a single add'l hand.
     
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    Good job. Take the FP from Rivers and leave
     
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