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BS - Recap March Madness 2017

Discussion in 'Full Las Vegas Trip Reports' started by BS, Mar 27, 2017.

  1. BS

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    Part 1 of ???

    My trip started during the packing phase two hours before I needed to be at the airport. I was flying standby (via a buddy pass [Thanks, Buddy]) so I decided to arrive much earlier than usual to get everything lined up. Saved me $543. First win of the trip, I was going either way. While packing I had three:

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    I ended up taking my uber and not fitting in the backseat… SHOTGUN!

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    Arrived with plenty of time and went up to the counter. My buddy pass was separated which theoretically makes it void, so I was a little nervous.

    Upon arrival, no questions, went through Pre-Check, no issues. Went directly to the bar for another beer or two.

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    Made several friends at the bar. Turned on the Thunder game and ate a Caesar Chicken Salad, my go to at the OKC airport. Originally when I arrived the bartender said the wait would be about 45 minutes, I had plenty of time, so I said that was fine.

    Ten minutes later my food arrived and the bartender said he thinks we just stole someone else’s salad… Pays to be nice…

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    Heard the bartender calmly complain about someone stiffing him on a $50 tab. There is just one thing you don’t do… don’t stiff your service staff!

    Then shortly after this girl arrived (in the white).

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    She showed up in OKC to go on a date with a guy she had met in the club a week earlier… I will give you the short version. She thought she was hot. I told her to calm down. She said the guy was at church. He was a business owner.

    She gets everything free in Vegas. I said me too. She said no everything. I said me too. Then she said it again and I just laughed.

    Asked us if she should sleep with him. We all said why are you here. She decided she would just blow him. Then she added she would probably just go ahead and blow him so he takes her seriously…

    My oh my…

    Ended up tipping the bartender $50 on a $30 tab and bought the meal for the guy next to me.

    Boarded the fight with one of the fellas that had been at the bar. We joked back and forth about her and the whole situation. Mostly because she kept telling us how good of a guy he was… Blah blah blah

    I ended up next to this guy on the fourth row of the flight. I flirted with the flight attendant and when drinks were served my seat mate and I didn’t pay for any of our three beers. She probably forgot to charge us, but let me have this moment...

    Up next… touchdown in Vegas…

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    Hope you’re hooked.
     
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  2. dannyocean

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    Ahhh, buddy, no one does it quite like you ... Vegas soul mate for sure. Keep it up, brother! I'm with you! And I'm going to join you next month, come hell or high water!
     
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    Love that you are taking the time to fill in all the gaps from the live posts- looking forward to the rest! Fantastic of you to take care of the bartender, I'm sure you made his day and restored his faith in humanity!
     
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    Funkhouser Regional Gambling Specialist
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    Seriously...why don't I run into people like the white shirt girl when I am flying. I always end up sitting next to "obnoxious wall street dbag" or "crazy thinks husband is having an affair lady at the airport bar". Oh yeah..my celebrity doppleganger is Steven King, that probably explains it.

    Good read, looking forward to next installment.
     
  5. Lousyatcraps

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    Loving the start to this TR! Like reading Dickens in serialized form. Wrt to people like the "lady in white", what compels some people to open up so brazenly to strangers (what if you end up interviewing her for a job in the future for heaven's sake). On a cruise last year, there was a comely young blonde who was a regular at the BJ tables. She was often accompanied by an older gentleman who was obviously not her father. Found out from her that they had a "mutually beneficial" relationship but that she was lucky b/c she only had to give him handjobs?! Ugh. Way too much information!
     
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    Just going to blow him. LOL. Thats how you know its serious. This is going to be a great recap as usual.
     
  7. Thepawnshop

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    I've never read one of your trip reports before since I'm fairly new here. Looks like I may be looking up,some of your old ones. This is pure gold! Are you a writer for a loving? Keep it coming...I'm already hooked!


    Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Pro
     
  8. NickPappageorgio

    NickPappageorgio ¿Quién vigila a los vigilantes?
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    "he's at Church this morning and is a business owner"

    I know when describing someone in that manner the default for being taken serious is to "blow him".

    Heh. Great start to this TR that's for sure.
     
  9. Way2fast

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    Please don't feed the animals!
     
  10. LB9

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    This is fantastic so far! Quick aside, I have to connect in OKC in two weeks on my trip, how long is it usually from OKC to Vegas? First time coming through your fine town!
     
  11. BS

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    Can't wait to see you at the end of April. We get how to Vegas...

    He was very appreciative. So was the fella next to me. Love to recap. It really makes me think about what really happened.

    Midwest folks are an interesting bunch. Always some good stories. (I'm born and raised.)

    She was a bartender she's not thinking about a career at 26... perhaps it's about time?



    I will write for a loving. I don't write for a living though. I just enjoy recapping my trips to my favorite city. Hope you enjoy the rest. Other than gambling this was a very tame trip for me.



    Unless you have potstickers, then feed the animals!

    2.5 hours west and 2 hours back home.

    Easy flight. Perfect for any movie and nine beers. Are you also coming at the end of April?
     
  12. LB9

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    I wish, coming April 11-14 which was the only way I could make this work haha. I have a few SW drink tickets so the 2.5 hours should do :)
     
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    Part 1 highlight: BS takes care of bartender and guy next to him, but Miss Blowjob is on her own!
     
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    Is this the recap of the recap report?
     
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    Truer words never been spoken, brother!
     
  16. BS

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    Part 2 of ???

    Touch down at 9:17 PM VST (Vegas Standard Time)

    Upon arrival and in the terminal…



    Hit the cab line because I opted to stay at Planet Hollywood the first night, planning to just drink, party and not gamble very much. Ended up cancelling my limo at Cosmo for Thursday night, once I knew I was in the air.

    Go to check in and ask for a room near 3607, @broncofn’s Boulevard Suite. I went ahead and accepted a Double Queen Hip Room since they didn’t have an Apex suites available. I ended up in 3722 which turned out to be very clutch… More on that later.

    Initially I was thinking I would not sleep much and I would just crash on @broncofn’s couch. Then he sent me this:

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    I hadn’t told him yet, but I was glad I had gotten my own room. I go inside freshen up and hit the door within 5 minutes to meet up with @broncofn and his friend, B.

    I go in, get my habibi hug, have another habibi hug, before the time was up I ended up with a few more habibi hugs… I think you get it.

    Sent this gem to my wife… My face is very telling that I may have been inebriated.



    Ate all of @broncofn's Sour Cream and Onion PopChips, holy shit… All weekend I thought about them, yes, seriously. Also, ate all of the white chocolate covered pretzels.

    I was double fisting them.

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    Between the three of us we killed a twelve pack of sugar free red bull, mixed with Vodka, of course.

    By about 10:30 PM VST we went down to PH to win some money, I think. I have to try and piece everything together because after those chips and pretzels my memory is reliant on pictures and other people’s memories.

    I made a video that the people that I was playing with were betting against me in the beginning, but after they saw me winning, they started to bet with me, so in the end, we were all winners, per my video of myself drunk as a skunk talking some mad shit about the people betting against me.

    Immediately after there is a video of @broncofn, B and me heading to Caesar’s for a late night session of BJ at 1:31 AM VST. I have the faintest memories of a few hands. I remember drawing to a 21 on a 14 and crushing them over all. Not sure how much I won at PH or Caesar’s but it was nice to wake up to pics like this:

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    This one… Not so much.

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    Drink spill #1. I remember thinking, man I don’t want to be that guy that spills the drinks. He looks drunk.

    This… Yes.

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    This one… Not so much.

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    Drink spill #2. I remember thinking, man I don’t want to be that guy that spills the drinks. He looks drunk. I think I thought it was only #1. Shocked to learn the next day it was #2.



    Decent pot stickers. No match for Talon which we had been talking about in a group chat for a while…

    There has to be some good footage of someone making a fool of themselves at Caesar’s…

    More soon...
     
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    Great so far!
     
  18. dannyocean

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    Yeah man! Killing it on the recap. Love it. Those vids are fantastic. Itching for a trip.
     
  19. MNSlotLover

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    LOVE the socks!
     
  20. NickPappageorgio

    NickPappageorgio ¿Quién vigila a los vigilantes?
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    Well, she was planning on hummering someone else after all. That one slides.
     
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