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Degenerate gaming and the biggest boobs I've ever seen

Discussion in 'Full Las Vegas Trip Reports' started by Pookey, Mar 31, 2016.

  1. Pookey

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    Well, I'm sitting at McCarren and waiting for my flight back to DFW. Let's see how much I can remember from the last 5 nights by looking at my phone pics....
     
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    The adventure begins with a waaaaay too early flight out of DFW on American. I get dropped off in plenty of time to make my flight but the security line was dead stopped out of terminal A. The dude in front of me (pic) smelled like he had been sleeping in a bed made of weed for a week. His eyes were painfully bloodshot.

    He likely made the right choice before getting to the airport because the TSA made me want to commit mass murder. I needed to mellow out.

    They announced at least five times that the (one) line to get through security was stopped because people were leaving liquids in their carry on bags.

    Normally, you can get through security pretty quick at DFW but it wasn't happening today. After over a half hour, I was about to provide my ID and boarding pass to the TSA when they announced there was no wait at the security check in that was a 5 min walk away. Thanks.
     
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    So I finally walk up to my gate and quickly notice no one is there. WTF? I look down at my boarding pass and I'm supposed to be leaving from terminal D.

    Panic sets in and I sprint to the tram that connects all the terminals, knowing I have less than 15 minutes before they shut the doors. The trams run frequently and I'm on one in less than 5 minutes. I check the AA app on my phone and confirm that it said terminal A when I pulled my flight up less than an hour ago.

    You'd think the AA rep who checked my bag or the TSA would have noticed I was at the wrong terminal. Whatever. I made the flight. Barely.
     
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    After an uneventful flight we arrive on time and I rent a car from Payless for the first time. I have Fast Break with Budget but they were over $100 more, so I tried them out. Good, quick service on pick up and return. The car....was a rental for sure.

    Due to the time difference, I was hungry and I made my way to Aurelio's pizza (pic). The sauce / pizza is delicious and there was no traffic getting there on a Saturday.
     
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    Chip porn! My first craps session at the Cosmo proved successful despite being a bit of a roller coaster. +$500 and change.

    I find the dealers at the Cosmo some of the friendliest of all the casinos. Often, at craps, they will introduce themselves and shake your hand. Do they only do that to guys that are 40+? Or those that just start with 2k or more, thinking that they might be the best tippers? I don't know but appreciate their hospitality.
     
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    Comped room at the Cosmo pics and view over the Boulevard pool. I've usually been fortunate enough to get a fountain view but not his time. They said the hotel was full and I couldn't even pay for an upgrade if I wanted one.

    I came back to play later in the week when I was staying at Mandalay Bay and it seemed pretty dead. Should've stayed at MB first.
     
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    Had breakfast for dinner at Henry's on Saturday night. Delicious, especially the thick, crispy bacon.
     
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    Sunday chip porn.

    Craps was outstanding. The shooter to my right made my night. It was strange: He hit at least 8 points in a row without throwing any numbers in between. So, it was like he would throw an 8 on the come out and his next throw would be a winner 8. Come out roll of 10, next throw a 10.

    After he did this about 5 times, I finally got a clue and bet the number hopping. It paid me 3 times in a row before he didn't immediately hit his number (9, I think) right off the bat. He did hit it, but threw a few numbers first.

    Good times.
     
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    Went across the road for French Onion soup at Mon Ami Gabi at Paris. It's the best in the world.

    Quick stop at Pai Gow and I hit a straight flush with $15 on the bonus. Woo Hoo!

    Plane about to take off....will finish a bit later with pics of lady bits, promise!
     
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    Nice craps run!
     
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    Oh, I made a quick run downtown and wanted to try out the D. On the way there, noticed a couple girls wearing only body paint. Is it wrong to sneak a pic without rewarding them for their boldness?
     
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    The D was fun (loud) and I didn't do well at craps but I did hit a four of a kind at UTH. Lotsa 5's!!
     
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    Good start so far!
     
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    You gotta nice run going. Keep riding that pony til it dies!
     
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    Sounds like a good trip and from pics looks like one also
     
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    Good going pookey. Great craps run and the straight flush.

    AA has lots of flights out of Dfw so you would have caught the next flight. Sounds like you had a blast.

    Waiting on more pics


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    Agree with French onion soup at MAG. I get it most every trip. Congrats on winning!
     
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    Looks like she is standing outside the designated circle & does not qualify for tip ..... J/k ...
     
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    My offer from Mlife was for a suite at MB or Delano. I check in and am told I have a regular room at MB and for me to stay at the Delano would be an extra $20 / night. The hotel isn't that full, Monday - Wednesday nights, but whatever, I just take the room. Can't really complain about a free room (except here, of course) and some F&B credit.

    I was told by someone at Cosmo that the staff may be on edge since they had announced some staff cuts.
     
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    A little more chip porn. I had a nice little run at BJ and made a nice $1100 profit. I donked a bit of it off later at craps, of course.

    When it was my turn to throw at craps, a much older guy (70+) made a big hi/low bet as soon as he walked up and I threw back to back 12's for him and he made $1k or more and quickly left. Glad I could help. My $10 CE (and $5 for the boys) covered my pass line $25 bet and some tokes for the crew.

    I also hit the all small but neglected to bet it. I only missed the 12 for the tall and all. The other side of the table had all bet it, so they were happy and very anxious for me to hit the 12. Since I don't consistently bet it, I can't be upset, but I think had I hit the all, I might have been just a little out of sorts....
     
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