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"Let's play keno" Hollywood Perryville

Discussion in 'Other Gambling Destinations' started by momnkid, Sep 13, 2020.

  1. momnkid

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    Haven't been on the best run recently. Jim wants to go out but I'm not feeling any slot luck. Say I'll only go if we play keno together. Totally weird and crazy because I've never said that before.

    Get there and can only find one machine open. He's off getting a drink so I give it a go on multicard keno. Bleh. Me and my dumb ideas. Quit and go out to smoke where I lose the rest of my first hundred. Double bleh. Come in and there's a Lightning Link open right at the door. Must be a sign, I must play.

    Nope, lose another hundred. Triple bleh.

    Luckily, my third hundred was saved by Jim sending a pissy message about playing keno together and he wants to know how long a cigarette I'm smoking lol. Would have probably responded with something shitty but he did send a pic too. IMG_20200913_141715~2.jpg

    Lesson learned, I head to him and there is an open seat. Play keno, Tracy.

    Ok. Hey wait, what's this game? Yeah, I can't just sit and play regular at 50 cents a pop. Gotta either flame out or catch fire. Look, there's a spark!

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    Well, now I'm up. Whew. Let's play VP. And we're already on two bits, let's try some there. IMG_20200911_211033.jpg

    Well hell, put a hundred in, double up on five hands, I can handle this. Let's try another.
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    This shit's easy. LOL Maybe I can do it again. Nah, but back to back 4oak is fine with me. I've doubled up and should be forced to leave but Jim is like "you've been up here for ten minutes and I want to play more so slow your roll". Ok, fine, but it's your fault if I start losing. And no, I don't have the ability to sit on my hands and not play.

    Guess I'll just have to win some more. I'll even out this ticket...
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    Whoops! Now the ticket is really uneven LOL!

    What, sit and not play while I wait? Pshaw, that's loser talk. I don't have a pic but within two minutes I'm hitting for $300 at the last seat open and embarrassing myself with chants for "balls, balls, hit me with your balls". Give the lurkers something to hear and see is what I always say lol.

    Jim decides it's again time to slow my roll because he sees me eyeing the higher denom keno and VP and gets us to move along.

    He insists we now play together because he knows if I get out of his sight, I'll be crazy betting so we find a middle ground. Only good bonus follows.
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    Alas, that was it. Let's leave. Ha! For once, I am trying to protect my win and he's like "let's try a hundred here, let's try one more here" on the way out the door. Three hundred gone, poof.

    Well fine, if you're going to pull that shit then I'm picking one and that is really it!

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    Look at the credit meter lol.

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    I hit cash out as soon as the good witch left and we were out the door!

    Made driving to Mechanicsville VA four weekends palatable.
     
  2. Texas Steph

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    What a great run! Your keno idea was spot-on, so you can keep telling Jim "I told you so" and it's perfectly OK.

    Maybe I should try keno. The few and far between VP hits for me lately just ain't cutting it.
     
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    Video keno basically is a slot machine... It's like being able to pick red 7-7-7 as the winning symbols on a slot machine and winning if the random number generator lands on the combination for red 7-7-7.
     
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    How fun! I’m planning on learning keno. Surely there’s a free app that teaches you the basics. I hope your husband continues to listen to you. Forever....
     
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    Yeah, but just like DSTP TDB, the game I have to pick is very volatile. I know I make it look easy but it was just a lucky hit, a very lucky hit. Won't stop me from playing it again cuz degen.

    Bucket list, get hand pays on slots, VP and keno: Check, Check and MFin' Check!
     
  7. momnkid

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    I'll show you how it's done in December. You better be there to watch. LOL #betterbethere
     
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    My untimely demise is the only way I would miss December in Vegas. Now that I've jinxed myself......
     
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    Arrive Dec 24, depart Jan 2. A mix of Cosmo and Downtown.
    Fairly sure Tracy is Dec 23-30.

    Will you be there then?
     
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    Pretty sure @momnkid will change her dates since we currently overlap with her for a couple of days
     
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    Wanna bet some drink tickets on that??
     
  13. Anna T.

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    @Texas Steph ..I don't think I will be there then. I am going early December. I always like going during rodeo for the cowboys and Christmas. Now that rodeo is gone... We will see. Good to know your dates.
     
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    I don't get keno. I always thought of it like a personal lotto, is that pretty much accurate?
     
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    Yes.

    I am sure @tringlomane can chime in with odds and such but it's basically a crapshoot. I haven't played on an actual keno machine in forever. Forever being since Bill's became Gansevoort and the .10 magical Cleopatra disappeared into retirement. Since then, it's only been playing the MD keno game while we are eating dinner at a nearby restaurant.
     
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    Woohoo!! Keno for the win! I love the carney keno games too, usually 3-6-9, I’ll check if they have the 4-3-2 version after seeing your hits. Seems like maybe better payouts?
    Fun night out, congrats!
     
  17. tringlomane

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    Pretty much. Paybacks vary but at many casinos it isn't too much better than a slot machine. In the first pic of Jim's 7 out of 8 since the paytable is shown, the payback is 90.67%, with 28.2% of the return tied up in hitting either 7 or 8 of 8. 7 of 8 is 1 in 6232, 8 of 8 is 1 in 230,115. Very, very swingy.

    But I do think the paytables at Chandlier are pretty good (~92%). If the damn thing ever reopens.

    Great hits @momnkid!
     
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    Great way to spend an evening with your hubby and make some shopping money too.
     
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    @tringlomane , I did take a pic of the payable as we gave it some play again this week. No good hit pics sadly. [​IMG]
     
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