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Post-trip-report pics March 6-9

Discussion in 'Full Las Vegas Trip Reports' started by undathesea, Mar 11, 2019.

  1. undathesea

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    Thanks!

    Yeah... it was low key. Save for the last night we were in bed by 10-11pm and up by about 6am.
     
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    Nice VP hit and those donuts looked amazing. I can’t believe you didn’t eat any. Lol Now that is self control! Congratulations on your upcoming wedding! A girl who likes Vegas sounds perfect! It should be in every marriage contract. ;)
     
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    Great choices on shows. Those are my two favorite. I drag my old lady to see Celine! Tried to talk her into a quick run out before Celine calls it quits...the price of tickets however, no Bueno!
     
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  4. undathesea

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    Super no bueno.
     
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    Honest question, because I was always curious. What is the common decorum with these? I've stayed in suites with bidets before. My wife tells me the front scrub on these are only for woman. Is that true? I assume it would get my sack wet if I tried it, and that doesn't need any added moisture.

    On that note, how do you dry? Do you hop off and grab a towel? Are you supposed to use TP, so you don't gag the maid when she has to come clean up your shit rags?

    Someone help! My friends are all as lowbrow as me, i have no one to ask but you fancy socialites!
     
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    Great question Grid! Why thank you for saying so Grid!

    I forgot, are you supposed to wipe your ass first? And then freshen up with the spritz? Or does the spritz count as the wiping? I didn't know I had so many questions on this until I started typing!
     
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    I use the front jet if I'm straddling it and hugging the tank. I use the rear jet if I'm sitting on it normally. When I'm drunk it's a coin flip.

    I know when I get it wrong because when I wake up, my balls are sore, and my ass stinks like a French whore on payday.

    And, drying? That's what the hooker is for. :)

    But, seriously... a generous helping of toilet paper and the dryer function.
     
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    Dang wish we would have run into each other!! Next time!! :)
     
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    Yeah. We didn't make it over to the Cosmo until Friday. We were pretty busy most of the trip as her brother decided to join us and we spent some time entertaining them.

    Wasn't sure if you were still around at that point.
     
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    Shoot we were there. Left first on sat. Congrats on the upcoming nuptials :)
     
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