Sportsbook Porn

Did you win this? Very nice

 

Hit this one a month or so ago. Spent about $200/week trying to snipe this parlay error, and finally hit! And then the next day FD removed the ability to add triples to an SGP.

 

Why $132? The max bet had to be bigger than that right? I only get $10. Nice hit!

 

Hmm, maybe too high of odds caused it to go past some winnings limit for the promo. Too bad you weren't allowed to max it!

 

But $100 max sounds like a normal promo max. Haha You must have been really excited over that late penalty kick!

 

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Pretty sweet weekend.

Miracle at CFB on Saturday:

Generally i don't take longshot bets with sportsbetting unless math gives me a reason to. Fan Duel gave out a mediocre "stepped up" profit boost on CFB today for a max of $10. I decide, "Fuck it, let me pick 12 legs of negative 400 or longer." Lol

Well...



The highest odds I've ever hit with a sportsbet before odds boosting.

Got really lucky with Tennessee game too. That went to OT. All they needed was a FG to win, they scored the TD anyway. I needed -4.5. Also glad I teased Ole Miss at the last minute.

And this more pedestrian play also hit. I teased the "Cunts" to -3.5 from -5. Glad I did.





Sunday: NFL was shit clawing back at least $200 except parlays dependent on the Bills on Monday, but I woke up to this tennis win.



Monday:

*Cue MNF Theme Music*

I bitched most of the 2nd half because I considered partly hedging Jets at +500 before the Allen Lazard Hail Mary to finish the first half. I was confident on the Lazard over. Messed up on Rodgers.

But so glad for that Williams trip on the field late in the 4th for M. Probably won all our big parlays other than the first one shown.

First the miss on Rodgers.



Wins on the Bills for my parlays. Ignore the Australian Basketball...lol



But the picks for M outdid me...



And the coup de grâce... thanks to that Mike Williams failed catch that was intercepted late in the 4th...



This was huge. Williams failing to catch this.

https://x.com/NFL/status/1846028490812141684?t=kTrIkVoLzt2kDKBlp21-Qg&s=19

Great night! Swingy weekend. Big Saturday with CFB. Shit Sunday for NFL except for parlay equity heading into tonight. Monday, Bills moneyline parlays hit plus extra unexpected wins!!!

But overall a great weekend, probably the best since June!

 

Nice wins on those parlays!

 

Nice hit!

I had a great December on ESPN, but nothing super longshotty to show individually. Picked the CFB playoff 1st round correctly helped! This was my play summary from Dec 6-Jan 5, 78.7% ROI! Almost certainly my luckiest 30 days on a site ever!



this month is more middling for sure but still up about $700 more there since that screenshot! Can't hit much on DK or FD though. Lol

 

Been a great fucking day. Morning starts with this:

A bet I totally forgot I made for M on Jan. 5th at CET. The Panthers winning the Stanley Cup winning her ~$250 more than I initially thought from a $10 wager. That day, I made my promo bet on the Cronulla Sharks (Australian Rugby League) instead to win it all for $10. Currently 10th of 17th in the NRL standings‍.

And then this:

If the Cronulla Sharks would have won tonight, they would have blown the parlay.



Disclaimer: I hedged ~$230 to guarantee a ~$500 win. But I'm much happier with a ~$1900 win instead!!! Disclaimer 2: FanDuel's scoreboard only shows the 2nd half score for rugby league for some reason. I really did win every leg.

Vegas budget secured.

 

My biggest sports bet win so far. Came after a brutal week of poker losses unfortunately but still awesome! Especially as im mostly a football bettor straight bets! Almost did 4 teams for 6k but chickened out and would have lost had i extended the bet to my
4th pick

 

I this is enlarged ticket

 

Nice win on avalanche!

 

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Bummer that this forum has mostly died off. But I pulled off another miracle!

Hedged off about $1250 though because Notre Dame started like ass. Bah. I'll take it though!