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Tbone3336's Mission Impossible

Discussion in 'Full Las Vegas Trip Reports' started by Tbone3336, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. VegasMonkey

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    They have them in Vegas too. I just like when they come straight from the source. Like Dublin Dr. Pepper.


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    Go bone go!
     
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    Dude, I mean T, how can you possibly do the juggling act of 2tr? You are for sure my idol!
     
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    We're waiting patiently for your arrival. Enemy Buffaloes have been silenced.


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    Growing up in Philly, I had tastykake and Nabisco bakeries not to far away. At anytime of day, if you were driving you could smell the deliciousness in the air.
     
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    But, But you were the one who said we could juggle 5 reports at once Commander Packer! Yeah my phone may not make it, but one good thing about that is it will cut down on my average time actually playing and might save me some dough.

    Sounds crazy, but real crazy is having a 7 day gambling cruise booked for less than two weeks away and then thinking oh no problem lets just take a jaunt out to vegas... I may be certifiable :)
     
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    Good luck TBone! Kill them at the tables!


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    Thanks paytriple! I hope to do you proud!!


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    And apparently it wasn't even made of premium liquor! I'm such a newb when it comes to drinking, hahaha!
     
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    Mission log 5 - Advanced Team and Deep Throat VM report, and trip status-

    - Enemy Buffaloes have been taken out, affirmative! Shirley may be incoherent drunk and possibly passed out naked drunk, at least we hope right

    -Well insertion day has arrived, (ok that doesn't sound right). As usual, I was only able to sleep for about 3-4 hours.. now 15.5 hour left before arrival and I am on hyper drive.

    -Commander Packer, I have one question, why did you choose me for this mission, my last 21 missions have not been winners, I would think you would choose someone with a better chance of success.

    Odds Agent Tbone.. Odds.. No one can go 22 trips in a row and not have a winning trip eventually. Not even your sad sack...

    - Thanks for your confidence... I think..

    And anyway, if you do fail, there will be someone else out there next week to try again....

    -Greatttt, can really feel your confidence in me sir.....

    -So there it is peeps. 21 losing trips.. (monetary losing trips, not in measuring fun had). So here it goes, heading out with a somewhat smaller bankroll than a normal Vegas trip due to an impending 7 day gambling cruise, I am determined to have my cake and eat the damn thing to. Having fun in Vegas while at the same time coming home with more cash than I landed with. I wonder how many people head out there saying the same thing??? Maybe 20-30....million :)

    Heading to my famous Wells Fargo Bank later this AM to top off the other half of my bankroll. Lets see if they have more than 500 in hundreds this time and not force me to accept 20's because I now refuse to handle 50's!!




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    Everyone needs to start somewhere Pocky!! ;)
     
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    You need more practice. :smilingimp:
     
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    This is the one TBone, you deserve a win this time. I feel good about your chances! :D
     
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    Nah, I'll continue to suck at drinking. Being a long time smoker is bad enough, I'd like to attend my daughter's wedding and kill that mofo that takes my baby girl away from me.

    Agent Tbone, you have a green light for take off and engage as needed, authorized by Star Agent Pocky and Commander Packer!
     
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    SuperPocky has super self control. :)
     
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    But, But you were the one who said we could juggle 5 reports at once Commander Packer! Yeah my phone may not make it, but one good thing about that is it will cut down on my average time actually playing and might save me some dough.

    Almost. Said it is easy on tapa to follow all of these vegas forums. Doing live Trip reports? Not so much.


    Sounds crazy, but real crazy is having a 7 day gambling cruise booked for less than two weeks away and then thinking oh no problem lets just take a jaunt out to vegas... I may be certifiable :)

    Crazy? Not at all! You have to come to the realization You my friend are a TRUE LAS VEGAS DEGENERATE!! Aren't you.. Come to grips with it. Say it! Say it!
     
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    Yes sir, like I said previously, you are sooo over due to say the least! Take 30g's and really go for it! It's a lock ish.....
     
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    Thanks! I am feeding off your good vibes!!
     
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    Hi my name is Tbone3336 and.....................................yes I am a Vegas Degenerate......:innocent:
     
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    I can do it, I can, for sure... maybe... possibly.... hopefully! I always love your positive outlook and encouragement Packer!!
     
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