The Norwegian Hammer returns!! LIVE 6/25-6/29

After a two month hiatus, Geotwink and I are heading back to Vegas! Last time I was down over $6000 and left @TIMSPEED hanging because I went all Cleveland Steamer with my bankroll (sorry man). Then made like $3700 of it back on the last day with a royal, an $1175 hit on WOF, and this beauty.




Then the following weekend I went to Harrah’s Joliet and hit three royals in 24 hours to basically bring me back to even. So now it’s time to let some money spontaneously combust in the 110 degree heat.

Heading out of MSP Friday night, staying at Paris for two nights, then moving to Cosmo for two nights. Hoping to put enough Cosmo play in to get a comped weekend in October for that shit show.

Here is a random phone collage.

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If you would stop making 5 figure bets on Australian Rules Football games on Wednesday nights at 3:00AM, you probably could afford to extend that trip again.

That sucker’s going to get a workout in Utah and Colorado in September.

 

The ‘Roos are dead ass last. I can say nothing.

I’ll be Ja’crispy like bacon by then from the pool and unable to consume any alcohol.

Wait. Fuck that. I keeps it real.

 

Two days before a Vegas trip. So of course I went to the local! Lost $300 but got enough play in to get back on the radar after the ‘Vid shut down. Plus a nice line hit on Buffalo. I don’t think I’ve ever won more than $150 on Buffalo even in a boner round.

 

Hey man, that Habs series bet at +650 is 20 minutes away. If I had been able to be somewhere to bet it I would have jumped on it too. And now I’ve probably jinxed it.

There is no spoon.

 

Bang! OT winner and I can leave the Montreal sweater home. No need for a Game 7.