The Norwegian Hammer returns!! LIVE 6/25-6/29

Lobby Bar at Bally’s. $300 in before the kicker appears again.

Andre Kristakovichlalinsky Jr.!!!

 

Net $180 win on this machine.

 

45 mins to check in at Cosmo. We got dotted!

Speaking of dotted, I saw @IrishDave at Chandy as we walked to check in.

 

First blood at Cosmo book, but $200 in.

 

I’m trying, G!!! So a few more hits as I play with my @Wanker751. Also, I hit 4 queens and noticed I won only 15 credits. Wanker says, “You had a Queen there, right?” Yes I did. Hit slot attendant button. Wait 30 minutes. Ask bartender for help. She calls and sends over a new slot attendant supervisor, due to the wait. She’s from Mexico. I butter her up by explaining what happened in Spanish. She calls her supervisor over. Then they call a slot tech. They check the buttons. Yep, not working correctly. Then call the boss’s boss to verify my missed payment of $58.75 (250 credits vs. 15 credits). A lot of hassle and almost an hour later, I got paid. A handpay!!!

I mean, we all remember, “You sir, are an asshole.” Everyone walked away happy here, because really, I’m not an asshole.

 

China Poblano for dinner. So full, plus we ordered like 9 more items for the room fridge for tomorrow. Thanks @Wanker751 for picking up the entire tab!

 

After dinner slotting. Up $100 on Wizard of Oz, down $200 on Thunderball. Put $200 in $10 WOF, hit a $250 spin but felt so unsatisfyed, so kept playing and improved to $800.

 

Holding water at Cosmo, hit aces again. Oh wait, it’s treading water.

 

@IrishDave is definitely in town. The kickers are drying up!

 

My night ended with a thorough beat down in HL slots. But I did see a kid on a leash. I found that odd, but Geotwink said it’s getting more popular these days. It reminded me of this classic SNL skit. You’re the devil!!!

 

Nice quiet morning at the Chelsea pool.

 

Window washers.

 

Jeff be bustin’ glassware. Chandy be bustin’ my wallet so far.

 

5 kickers!

 

Unless you want to be told on… @momnkid.