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VP Porn 4.0

Discussion in 'Video Poker' started by VegasMonkey, Sep 7, 2018.

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  1. tringlomane

    tringlomane Theoretical Video Poker Addict
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    The progressives got taken out for Super Times Pay? :(

    And I wonder what 96.75% represents, the average return of all the available games on the machine? 96.75% isn't the return of any particular STP game.
     
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    If they hadn't been acting like I was involved in criminal activity by trying to read the paper lol, I'd have more info. There was only one percentage listed on the entire sheet btw.

    Yes, they took the progressives away, away, away. sniff I'd feel better if they were at least DSTP lol. I know they weren't good pays, thanks to your boundless expertise, but now I'll never complete my mission.

    Question: If they take down a VP progressive in MD, can they put it on a slot? I understood that the regular slots were like scratch-offs and VP wasn't.
     
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  3. tringlomane

    tringlomane Theoretical Video Poker Addict
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    Yes progressives can be transferred. Maryland slots/VP behave exactly like Vegas. The machines are just called Video Lottery Terminals because they are regulated by the state lottery commission. Same idea applies in Kansas casinos and Ohio racinos. All the electronic gaming devices have independent RNGs in those jurisdictions.
     
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    Hit at airport... 20190212_090005.jpg
     
  5. Goldenknight

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    Triple Double too....sweet!
     
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    bayoubengal World's Worst VP Player
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    Some low stake super times pay. Catching a premium quad x3 plus a full house in there.

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    Managed to catch 2 straight flushes. Open ended and got one for each end (that’s what she said)
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  7. ACMike

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    All in 32 minutes of play in Ocean high limit. Was down $800 after playing various 50 cent games on the floor, then put $1,000 tito in high limit with great results.

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  8. bayoubengal

    bayoubengal World's Worst VP Player
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    Quad 8’s dealt

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    Very next hand Extra Draw Frenzy triggered with trip 3’s

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    Had bumped down to Bonus Poker in order to slow roll while the the GF was at the spa getting a treatment.
     
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    bayoubengal World's Worst VP Player
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    Caught dealt Kings too

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    Hit by @Airtrafficaj wife. He's in bed still and doesn't know it yet lol

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    Dropped a second pair in DDB to hit this one. I love it when a plan comes together.[​IMG]
     
  12. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN Las Vegas is Spanish for...the Vegas

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    All in the last couple of hours at Harrah’s So Cal.

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  13. tringlomane

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    jyen I love gambling !
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    BeeeJay President, Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction
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    Best part about this was I posted to Five Hundy FB website and got FLAMED by Minneapolis biggest Vegas Expert himself...

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    I was about to respond with this...

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    But decided to just exit the lame group anyway as it’s just a shill for The D and I’m not in need of any info on the off-Fremont bar scene. Tim & Michele are far too cool for me!
     
  17. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President, Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction
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    @tringlomane

    Those Boner Deluxe paytable are much improved for V/P. The entire new bar in Palazzo seems to be 8/5, the center bar in Venetian has some replacement machines with 8/5 but a lot of old broken button stuff with 6/5 remaining.
     
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    BeeeJay President, Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction
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    Btw should I have doubled these up???

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    . Would have an INSTA-HAND PAY I’m guessing. Wonder if it would have given me the chance to keep doubling before eventual handy though. I wouldn’t mind the $6,400 W-2G after 3 successful double ups!
     
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    I read a tweet from someone from that group to stop posting quad pics cause they happen all the time.... what a joyless prick.
     
  20. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President, Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction
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    Couldn’t agree more. And the funny thing is, it’s not like I posted all my quads. I omitted all the $2 Boner Deluxe hits for $800 and showed just the $5 hits for $2,000 along with a $75 straight up roulette hit and a bunch of ridic craps hits including a $75 straight up Aces Roll. I’ve never even seen anyone roll that not to mention post it.

    My take is likely Tim isn’t enjoying his former popularity as his lame shtick wears thin even on his audience of admirers. After quitting his regular job and the book flopping maybe he’s working lunches at the Olive Garden. Giving 5 soup refills for a tip that won’t even cover 1 hand on quarters can make even the nicest guy into a little bitch.
     
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