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Which one of you stole the 3 foot dildo?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Vegas Chat' started by bayoubengal, Jul 21, 2020.

  1. bayoubengal

    bayoubengal World's Worst VP Player
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    Wasn't me. I'm taking it in the rear from the Canadian government right now so don't need anything else :)
     
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    I guess they need to hire a private dick :)
     
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    Maybe one who's a sex machine to all the chicks. Ideally a cat who won't cop out, even when there's danger all about.
     
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    is it theft if the model is of your member?
     
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    That is pretty brazen! I couldn't just toss it over my shoulder like that and walk out. I'd probably just keester it, so no one knows. Its only 3' long. I can pack more than that thanks to my days as a Mexican Border Mule...
     
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    Was looking at the guy’s shoes to see if I could recognize them from a trip report
     
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    Over the shoulder was definitely the way to carry it out of the store. Had he put it in his shorts, I'm sure someone might have been suspicious. :eek:
     
  10. Gaggles

    Gaggles You can't catch if you don't chase.

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    I swear you guys....I was only borrowing this to give to some super nice girls to use as a flotation device at the Flamingo pool for their Bachelorette party.
     
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    Because you are a thoughtful sweetheart. A Giver.
     
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    Gaggles You can't catch if you don't chase.

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    It's nice to be recognized.
     
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