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Why not me?

Discussion in 'Full Las Vegas Trip Reports' started by HardEleven, Oct 8, 2019.

  1. Royal Flusher

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    If it can't be me, let it be you! Good luck!
     
  2. HardEleven

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    I just checked into my flight. T-minus 24 hours until I'm whisked away in style to my favorite destination.

    I found that I classify the casinos in four major categories - because I'm weird and my life is data.

    1. Out of my league - The Wynn, Encore and Venetian type hotels where I feel like I need to be someone I'm not. I don't travel with "work clothes" and I certainly don't expect to have to put on a jacket to hit the casino floor. I'm not here to impress anyone. :)
    2. Eye Candy - Cosmo, Aria(ola) and Bellagio come to mind. There really nice to look at and I wouldn't mind waltzing through them to take a closer look at the tight looking outfit with the low cut they are wearing. Might even work up the nerve to sit down and put a few dollars in.
    3. Long Distance relationships - I stay on the strip and even though I know that I would LOVE spending time at Fremont with the uptown funk gang, I just wind up never going because of transportation. Then there's that one day where you just work up the nerve and go - have the time of your life - and immediately have amnesia the next time you're planning an excursion there. Time is precious in Vegas - especially when doing just a long weekend. And I have a hard time wasting a few precious minutes in transit... because I'm a degen and stupid. :)
    4. Old girlfriends - the ones you text or call late in the evening when you're drunk because you're comfortable with them and hope for one last fling. They usually shut you down and make you feel like you've made a bad decision when you realized what you've done the next day. I spend most of my time at these because they are home and I know exactly what I'm going to get... and I don't have to try too hard.. so to speak. Flamingo, PHo and NYNY are my typical hot spots.. and though often rejected, I keep going back for more.

    I think it's time for me to branch out this trip. Find a fresh new face with a rockin' bod.. :rolleyes:
     
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  3. Wiscolovesvegas

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    Omg awesome writing style. Very very funny!!! Really looking forward to following along!
     
  4. HardEleven

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    You’re too sweet! I hope I can keep it up. (That’s what he said).
     
  5. HardEleven

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    That probably wasn't the writing style you were referring to... :D

    I have a feeling this is going a lot more difficult to do on the Tapatalk app and phone. But I'm going to try my best to keep the posts flying!
     
  6. HardEleven

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    Can there be anything worse than the night before your Vegas trip?

    I've packed my bag... drugged my children so they go to bed early.. put my list of things that I want to do (that always turns into my list of things I planned to do but didn't).. practiced my VP so that my play is perfect as long as I don't look at the statistics... and it's only 4:42.. *sigh*
     
  7. Wanker751

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    One of the hardest thing is keeping a live report going.
     
  8. tringlomane

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    I guess we'll let you join...
    Look forward to following along! Have a great trip!
     
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    A very interesting perspective!
     
  10. HardEleven

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    We've already set the line on some key details of this trip via group text including these fine over/under bets.

    2.5 - number of meals I eat over the four days (meal is defined as at eating at least half without turning green)

    0.5 - number of cell phones I lose over the same period (once leaned over at Bellagio fountains and it plummeted to the bottom of the lake from my breast pocket .. which, if you didn't already know, is the dumbest place to ever put your cell phone no matter what you're doing)

    50 - number of times I yell "PAI GOW!" at the top of my lungs when dealt a Pai Gow

    1 - singular sensation.. every little step she takes...

    and

    12 - beers bought at ABC store in PHo when I grow impatient and aggravated waiting too long for a cocktail waitress
     
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    I’m just not sure what to say right now that could be anywhere as interesting as all of the above....!!!!

    But good luck and have a great weekend trip!
     
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  12. HardEleven

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    I'll take good luck from you ANY DAY! Thank you! :)
     
  13. HardEleven

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    Worst. Sleep. Ever.

    Best. Day. Ever.

    Vveeeeeeeggggaaaaassssss! Time to get to the airport and look at the miserable people that are going anywhere else.
     
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    I’d better be on my best behavior.
    [​IMG]
     
  15. HardEleven

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    6am brewski. Not a good way to start my best behavior goals. [​IMG]
     
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  16. HardEleven

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    First loss of the trip... worst breakfast sandwich I have ever had for 13.95! But at least the bacon was flaccid!

    Beer #2!
     
  17. BoVegas

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    Love your classifications of casinos, must work on mine, have fun & win.
     
  18. Texas Steph

    Texas Steph I think I'm addicted to Vegas...
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    Blasphemy!!
    Watch out if @momnkid ever pokes her head out from her workload....

    Have a safe flight!
     
  19. HardEleven

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    The flaccid or the bacon??

    It was beyond awful. So I have ordered a third beer.
     
  20. HardEleven

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    First win... bumped to the cool kid section where the drinks are free! Also, my twin is sitting directly in front of me apparently..

    [​IMG]
     

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